What's the difference between a one night stand and a washing machine?
The washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it!
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About Me
- Phoenix Rose
- I am a loving, caring, affectionate bee-otch that loves her friends and family! I don't claim to be anything that I am not. I am who I am and I love me! I like to say what I feel, whether you like what I have to say or not, I'm going to say it! I am too honest for my own good. I am loyal and trustworthy. I can be compared to oral sex, you either love it or hate it, there is no in between (can I get an Amen?). So take me for what I am worth ... More than the normal man can afford! I seek therapy from Malicious Intent. Need I say more? You know where this is leading and how twisted I actually am.
My FIRST EVER M.I. Award - It is an HONOR and a PRIVILEGE
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2 comments:
Cute. :)
So thats why they follow us around like sad little puppies? Huh, I never knew that. I always thought it was their fear of never being fed again.
Need more dirty jokes. Get to work oh great Witch of the f'n North!
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