During these winter months, driving can sometimes be hazardous. With that being said, please keep in mind that having sex doggy style is like driving on ice. Once slip and you can f*ck up someones rear end. So please drive safe!
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2 comments:
What a doll to be so sweet as to post such safety precautions! How thoughtful, such a humanitarian you are! lol
You can also fracture your drive shaft! To paraphrase the Sgt. on Hill Stree Blues...Let's be careful back there.
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